Bloody dave

The act of leaving work early when a job is incomplete

He has done the bloody dave once again

by Greg mkII October 20, 2020

Everyday Dave

A guy named Dave who says and does such ridiculous shit every day that its become common and you acknowledge it by saying 'Everyday Dave'.

Dave: Dude when I cover up this solar powered light it turns on... are my hands solar powered or something?

Friend: They turn on because you're blocking the light David.

Dave: Oh shit haha. Fuck me dude.

Friend: Everyday Dave strikes again....

by Kadorja November 22, 2012

dave collins

A way to describe the feeling of someone being under your bed, sometimes he may be under your bed you never know until you check. It is said that dave is a 1ft2 black man covered in gray hair who lurks under children's beds until they sleep and then he performs a ritual to gain control of their soul.

Dad, i think there is a monster under my bed!
Its probably only dave collins son, dont worry

by sexy peter March 07, 2020

Dave Bell

A common slang word for ecstasy, MDMA or molly.

We are going on a big night out and will be on the 'Dave Bell'

by Rioz901 June 23, 2018

Q-Dave

BC NDP Leader David Eby

Q-Dave won the leadership race by acclamation after Appadurai was disqualified.

by Jordapolis October 20, 2022

DAVE NOVAK

A Dave Novak is the act of pooping directly into another person's anus.

Brad and I Dave Novak'd all last night. It was awesome.

by tetramino November 23, 2011

Horny Dave

A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.

“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”

by Trouble#2 October 29, 2022