alaskan stranger

Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.

"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."

by John Jackson III December 24, 2008

Dirty Double Stranger

This is a variation of the Stranger. You sit on both hands until they are numb, and masturbate with one hand while putting a finger (or more) in your ass with the other.

Person 1: Yo dawg I was home alone and feelin frisky so I gave myself the Dirty Double Stranger!

Person 2: Ewww get away from me you nasty fucker!!

by Despy November 6, 2008

gorilla mask stranger

a man who comes into your house and gorilla masks all your toilet seats. he wears a ski mask and carries a pornographic magazine in his back pocket. scientists believe this is the leading cause of unknown pubic hair showing up on yor toilet seat worldwide. the gorilla mask stranger comes into your house when you are on holiday away from your home, at house parties and large get-togethers. the gorilla mask stranger then goes inside discreetly, finds all the bathrooms and proceeds to gorilla mask them.

guy 1: oh dude, after the party last night my toilet seats were totally covered with pubes. it was so gross, i needed gloves and a mask to clean them off. ill never feel comfortable on my can again.

guy 2: it was the gorilla mask stranger dude. the bastard must have gotten in last night

by frog-man-thing September 25, 2009

straggler

a slapper who is on her way home the mornin after getting boned all night

look at that facking straggler man, she looks ruff as! you know what she has been doin innit LOL

by moomin February 11, 2003

stranger

To sit on ones hand until it gets numb and masterbath giving one the feeling of someone else touching them

Sometimes when ppl get lonely the give themselves a stranger.

by RICK JAMES January 18, 2005

perfect stranger

Someone who is an expert in giving themselves The Stranger; A method where you sit on your hand until it goes numb and then masturbate giving the allusion that it is someone else's hand. This is only performed by the most skilled who have perfected The Stranger, usually a lonely prick who beats off a lot. When using your left its a Cousin Larry and when using your right its a Balki

Pat & Peter said they were so lonely last night that they gave themselves a couple of Perfect Strangers. Pat said he was Balki and Peter I guess was Cousin Larry

by G-Money55 February 27, 2008

Stranger Things

A horror/sci-fi show on Netflixthat is only like THE BEST SHOW IN THE WORLD! And if you haven’t watched it yet you must. Like must watch it and if you don’t like it then go die in a hole

Millie Bobby Brown: oh my god, we had so much fun filming S3 of Stranger Things
Human: I had so much fun watching it

by The definee October 12, 2019