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status ninja

One who successfully exercises the art of changing the topic of a social media status by posting a comment that instigates a conversation or argument about something irrelevant to the status.
Sally's Status: "I just had a baby... I am so excited"
Johnny Boy: "I just started a new diet"
Timid Tim: "Boy, I've been thinking about starting a diet myself, but I'm concerned it won't work for me"
Johnny Boy: "How have you been Tim, sounds like you're still timid."
*conversation between Timid Tim and Johnny Boy commences*
Sally: "You're a status ninja"
by mangyoldog January 10, 2013
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status orgy

when too many people comment on a user's facebook status, resulting in multiple conversations with multiple groups of people.

although status orgies are occasionally funny, they result in an annoying overload of notifications for everyone involved.
example #1:
after 36 comments, the post was declared a status orgy

example #2:
John: "whoa, 26 notifications?"
Jane: "that's just some status orgy I was in"
by WLPS April 9, 2011
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status trap

a Facebook or Myspace status that grabs people's attention because of its absurdity and/or humor, forcing them to comment on it or like it.
when Matt placed a status trap of "Am I fat if I bring a box of girl scout cookies to the bathroom with me." he got 6 likes and 10 comments.
by loopus November 8, 2010
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Status Backup

1. The act of backing up a friend's Facebook status, usually by request, either by liking or commenting on it, or both.

2. The act of liking/commenting on someone else's statuses in order to prompt them to like/comment on your statuses.
1. (To a friend) "Bro, I posted my status like two hours ago and no one's liked it. Give me a little status backup?"

"Yeah sure thing man, hakuna matata."

2. (Thinking to oneself) "Hmm, I bet if I comment on some of Jenna's statuses, she'll like some of mine and give me some status backup."
by MissMcLovinIt September 25, 2011
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Jordan Status

When you basically roast everybody at your local basketball court.Hence, Jordan, referring to michael jordan.
Guy#1-Wow, you know that black guy yesterday at the basketball court?

Guy#2-the one that stole my bike?

Guy#1-uhhh no, the one with the triple double.

Guy#2-ohh yeahh, he was in Jordan Status!
by who are YOU!? December 22, 2009
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bloodhound status

A person of authority who can smell drugs easily; like a bloodhound.
The moment I walked into the door, my dad went all bloodhound status on me.
by NevadanStonette May 13, 2011
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Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 19, 2011
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