bucket of squid

A slippery, tangled, smelly, complex problem that is difficult to even find a starting point to unravel.

These blasted tax laws are a real bucket of squid.

by Kraznodar May 2, 2008

Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.

Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

ninja squid

A tiny half Asian girl. Most notable for her love of karaoke and jazz hands. Often mistaken for Mexican or Spanish ethnicity.

"I was at a karaoke bar last night, and got into a dance battle with a ninja squid. It was awesome."

by Mandtastic December 29, 2013

squid jigging

v. originally a maritime term for fishing for squid with a hand line but now universally used as a sexual euphemism.

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Howdy be there Peggy girl. Ise be going to take me and my dory out yonder beyond them rocks and do a little squid jigging just now like, see. Please yourself if you want to come.

I'll be thinking that's what she said.

by Public_ice September 1, 2011

squid bump

male version of "scissoring" having balls making contact with eaachother

Those two queers sure do like to take part in squid bumping

by skankmasta November 4, 2008

squid parade

A large gathering of squiddies, biddies or biddys. Usually walking in a group of at least 4 down a street in town or in the city. Can be immobile as well.

Most squid parade sightings occur during big town or city events, after a high school or college sporting event, on the way to parties, and during Halloween.

Squid parades make for easy squid hunting.

example 1: John: shit, dude, you see all those squiddies?

Jason: Yeah, that's a fuckin squid parade

Example 2: yo there's a home game today at the school; streets are gonna be swamped with squid parades.

by wibbles11223 October 8, 2010

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007