slurp

A female who bops arounds

That girl over there is a straight up slurp

by way2dope May 29, 2009

shlurp

1.) this means i love you bitch text me back more because i miss you.💜💜.

"shlurp🥺."

by shlurp. July 1, 2020

slurp and slide

This is when you eat a shit load of food, and add to the mixture a dozen laxatives. You call up a girl and you shit all over her house when shes asleep. Then you take her body and use it as a skim board or surf board and you coast around on the shitstream.

Man last night I pulled the slurp and slide all over suzie's new hardwood floors. -or- I want to bust out a hardcore slurp and slide on you and your family members.

by slamy July 23, 2004

Herp-Slurp

Oral sex with a person who has herpes. It cannot be spread through the mouth but still... you just licked some herpes.

I just went down on my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. Today she decided to tell me that she had vaginal herpes. I'd given her a herp-slurp just yesterday

by TheInventorOfTesticleBoner April 3, 2010

slurmp

A hot nasty pussy, usually Latina

I got some slurmp from that Latina girl last night.

by Brumblesteen January 24, 2017

Slurp Cup

Drinking game in which each person lines up 5 (or however many you desire) shot glasses filled with beer in front of themselves. Then everyone races to finish their shots by slurping the beer through a straw. Whoever finishes first is the winner!

Today, we went to the party and played countless games of slurp cup. Needless to say, I ended up spewing that beer back up shortly after the games were over.

by dafash November 18, 2010

slurp the turtle

To 'slurp the turtle' is a sexual act in which the giver has diarrhoea and the taker 'slurps' the poo from their anus.

Oh yea baby, slurp the turtle!

by passtheturtle May 24, 2018