spider man

the classical hero, who just became a hero by a bite of a spider..
kids if you try getting bit by a spider, just let you know that spider will probably make yo hands hurt so well you'll never see the day of light again (redness, pain and swelling, skin sores itchiness..)
person 1: i just tried getting bit by a spider today, to become like spider man!
person 2: oh okay bozo good luck getting rid of the things the spider putted in yo skin
by flayie June 27, 2023
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Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 12, 2021
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Spider-man

Gets more reboots then people change socks
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died

*Reboot*
Spider-man: My uncle Ben just died
by God among us October 15, 2020
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Spider Swinging

This is when you sit on another person's lap (facing them) and swing!
Example 1: Oh man, I saw those two chicks spider swinging and it totally turned me on!
Example 2: Spider swinging like yet another one of the funnest things ever!!!
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Spider Daning

The act of posing like spider man while intoxicated.
Look that guy is Spider Daning on the wall at the bar.

Look at that guy Spider Danning on the monument.
by Big Cat Koszyk November 02, 2014
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Miss spider

A 10 foot tall rabbit lady. She is kind but she does not like karens but overall she is really kind and sometimes she may have red hair or white hair you never know tho! She is a member of the owo group, there are over 10 members there are some adults and the rest are teenagers or children who miss spider adopted. There is a pet who is a walking talking nugget, he may get a bit jealous at times but he is very trust-worthy!
Person a: Hey! Have you seen miss spider she has awesome red hair!
Person b: what do you mean she has white hair?
by Sad_crock_cat March 23, 2022
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Spider Cave

Another work for a dank , dusty old out of service butt hole
Tonight, after dinner, when my girl is nice and drunk... Im putting on my head lamp and going to explore that spider cave!
by The Creech February 17, 2011
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