The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.

“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.

by anon415 February 4, 2023

smooth pie

The offering of accepting oral pleasure from a woman who has a completely shaven vagina

As I returned from a lengthy road trip, I was welcomed home with a smooth pie.

She was mad at me, but I knew she serving the smooth pie.

by Has A Lengthy beard June 3, 2019

big smooths

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)

Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!

by effyx March 22, 2010

Take the Rough with the Smooth

You have to expect the bad or unpleasant thing in the situation as well as the good thing.

Hey, Valeri, I got promoted
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more

by kahramanj July 31, 2019

KA KA real smooth

A phrase for Kim Dracula's dance moves.

Kim did KA KA real smooth on stage!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 31, 2023

Smooth Criminal

What Michael Jackson called "little Michael". What he fantasised about doing, but couldn't. Read the lyrics of the song - he wouldn't keep asking if Annie was okay (Oakley?) if she were dead, now would he?

Jenny: I was hit by a Smooth Criminal last night.
Sally: I thought you were walking funny today.

by Cool4Katz April 14, 2023

Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021