Sleep paralysis

All the bald men charging at u and turns out it was rob and he has warm cheese and for all we know he ran out of toilet paper and has wiped his ass with the cheese

Sleep paralysis:ahh it’s Ron

by 🦋🐥 July 20, 2019

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sleep sweet

The perfect way to say goodnight. It says "sleep tight" and "sweet dreams" in one.

Girl: Okay hun, I am going to bed.

Guy: Sleep sweet babe.

by jab11 October 10, 2010

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1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.

2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.

3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.

1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"

2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"

3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.

by friend of p May 1, 2005

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sleep fucking

an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.

see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely

"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"

"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"

by HatShapedHat May 3, 2005

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