Sleep jerking is an unfortunate chronic condition where a person will unconsciously pound one out.
This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.
This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.
Mark passed out after smoking too much weed at the party, whipped it out, and proceeded sleep jerking in front of everybody. It was only until people started to cheer him on when he woke up.
by Nate James February 20, 2009
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Get the sleep sweetmug. 1. A practice that is shunned publicly by the general populace, but privately performed by millions. Particularly enjoyable when you have satin sheets.
2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.
3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
2. Something you probably shouldnt spring on your girlfriend the first time she stays over.
3. Something not to do when sleeping on your best mate's couch after a heavy night of drinking.
1. Pastor to the clergy: "Sleeping naked is a sin, and those who partake of it will burn in hell! It promotes promiscuity and filth!!"
2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"
3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
2. gf: "Arghghg! what's that?"
you: "Nothing i just like to sleep naked"
gf: "You filthy perverted monkey! get away from me"
3. So i walked into the loungeroom, and there was Jamie passed out and spreadeagled on the couch. We took photos and put them on the web.
by friend of p May 1, 2005
Get the sleeping nakedmug. an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.
see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely
see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely
"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"
"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"
"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"
by HatShapedHat May 3, 2005
Get the sleep fuckingmug. 
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
by faponfapoffthefapper August 8, 2009
Get the sleep fapneamug. by Henry201010 March 10, 2012
Get the sleep a winkmug.