Ryan

Ryan is a poophead

: somebody Oh hi what's your name?
Ryan: my name is Ryan
Somebody: hey it's that person from the song ryan is a poophead

by Coco gamingart May 23, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a slang word for homosexual.

I think he's ryan

by Sarrgy April 22, 2019

Ryan

A typical black boy who always shags innocent girls in his forest. He is also a massive player, always going to the ugly girls due to his impaired eyesight. In addition, his hearing is worse then Dora the Explorer's. Don't get me started on his fake personality, if i was him i would go to the dry cleaners to wash it but frankly they don't take 'Ryans'. In other words, if you know a ryan, seen a ryan or are the ryan RUN AWAY FROM CIVILISATION!!!

Hey, did you hear about that girl?
Yeh, cannot believe she's pregnant.
Ryan is probably the father. He is the father to like 1,000,000 other babies.

by HarasEkul May 4, 2015

Ryan

Ryan has a small meat and only has boys added on his snap and uses a iPod

Ryan’s iPod exploded

by Crackhead Bobby February 17, 2020

Ryan

Ryans are tall blonde men with really weird and fluffy hair. Once you look past their acne ridden face you can see their beautiful, fuckable blue eyes. Nothing else about Ryans are in any way appealing, except for their ability to be really good at basketball even though they do not play on any organized teams. They are generally smart, but in times of crisis become absolute retards.

Dang man why is Ryan not on the school basketball team.

Who's that retard over there, oh that's Ryan.

by ZZZZUUUCCCCKKKK October 23, 2018

Ryan

is a person who is easily angered, walks like a girl, and cries easily for no reason, because of her soft heart. But he takes risk and does other stuff much more than other guys.

Person 1: Why is he crying all the time?
Person 2: Oh, he's basically a Ryan.

by stickygayboy5589 December 15, 2019

Ryan

Ryan, He usually keeps to himself but little does he know it he’s attractively handsome. Although it doesn’t seem like it that often, He cares about you, he cares about you a lot. He’s also very funny, He can make you smile no matter what meme he sends you in your dms. He’s also a HUGe Gamer boy, but you find that attractive, He has interests. It’s cute. He gets mistreated often when he doesn’t deserve it, he’s a great guy. Someone fun to Talk to. He’s also not the kindest person but he’s the truest, If you ever get into a relationship with him there’s always a couple flaws but that doesn’t stop you from having an amazing relationship with him. There’s just something about him that you’ll cherish forever, He’s not like other guys, although sometimes he fails to make you happy just know that he’s always trying.

Person1: bRo rYaN iS fUcKing hiLarIoUs lmFaO
Person2: yep.

by kao kun February 2, 2019