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Rusty Onion

The process of inserting a testicle into an anus, sometimes one's own.
I jammed my nut into her arse and when I pulled it out it looked like a rusty onion.
by MuzzPirate May 3, 2014
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rusty trombone

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.
Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.
by Chigglywiggly February 14, 2010
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Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.
sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.
by jack b. nimble August 31, 2003
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Rusty Trombone

getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."
Baby girl gave me the best rusty trombone ever!
Ever had a rusty trombone
by Sam from Philly August 13, 2005
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RUSTY CHAINSAW

When in the act of using anal beads on male or female. Ripping them out too fast results in a fecal splattering which gives it the name of the rusty chainsaw
the other night i gave my wife a rusty chainsaw and as punishment I had to clean that room for hours
by kraab19 February 21, 2009
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Rusty Dornan

When you take a girl into a sauna, take a dump on the sauna rocks, wait for it to steam up, then have sex while the arouma fills the air.
Hey girl lets go for a RUSTY DORNAN,
by Dornan May 20, 2007
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Rusty Trombone

A standing man getting his asshole eaten out by the woman he just ass-fucked, while she jerks him off from behind. The man has to have ass-fucked the woman, hence what makes your trombone "RUSTY"
Tom fucked Kelly's ass so well, she treated him to a Rusty Trombone.
by Mr. Bator August 28, 2008
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