The Purple Wombat is part of a shaggy dog story involving Billy. The entire story revolves around the listener wondering what the Purple Wombat is, only in the end to be disappointed and not find out.
The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.
The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.
The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.
The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.
by Wombat Explained October 13, 2009
Get the Purple Wombatmug. Something to fuck with someone's head, so as to lead them astray. Named for the mysterious purple penguin concept art Blizzard hid on their website prior to announcing Diablo 3.
Man, those pirates totally slipped us a purple penguin...we'll never find the secret treasure before them now.
by wetsun June 27, 2008
Get the purple penguinmug. by darejar December 28, 2007
Get the purple manmug. A heroin users bowel movement is often called a "purple squirrel". After the intravenous injection of heroin, your poops are long, fluffy and yes, a purple bluish color.
Rod, are you using that shit again? You just left another purple squirrel in the toilet without flushing! Rod.. um Rod?
by pearly March 21, 2012
Get the purple squirrelmug. dank that is the actually purple in color, extremely potent, one hitter quitter, one of the highest quality strains of weed known
The purple cush hits smooth mixed with the flavored tobacco in the hookah.
The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.
The best way to enjoy the purple cush is with a fresh clean glass pipe.
by the_infinitesimal October 16, 2004
Get the purple cushmug. When drinking beers, often at or after a party, gathering together all the wounded soldiers (unfinished beers), pouring them into one big cup, and then drink it until it is finished.
by atoswagmaster August 25, 2011
Get the purple heartmug. A beverage made with vanilla ice cream and grape soda. Similar to a root beer float, but with Grape soda instead. Super Delicious!!
Purple Cows are off the chizz-ain!!!
by IvoryQueen May 3, 2006
Get the purple cowmug.