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pumpkin smashing

The act of going around a town or neighborhood, usually around Halloween and taking people's pumpkins/jack o lanterns and breaking or smashing them on a driveway, sidewalk, or street. Resulting in a big mess.
"Dude we should totally go pumpkin smashing tonight!"
by tbirdy bird November 1, 2013
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Pumpkin Patch People

/ˈpəm(p)kən/paCH/ˈpēpəl/

1. Followers of a large rounded orange fruit headed leader with a thick skull, tiny brain, a believer in conspiracy theories, a follower of brietbart, faux and infowars.

2. The plant of the Russian Oligarchs totalitarian authoritarian regime that produces unending lies and treason, having red hats and large confederate flags and native to warm inbreed regions of America.
Used as an affectionate term of address, especially to a trumpet:
"listen, pumpkin patch people, I thought you ought to know he's the worst liar in chief ever."
by F.A.K February 17, 2017
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Pump Pic

After a workout muscles will temporarily increase in size in a phenomenon referred to as “Muscle Pump.”

A Pump Pic is a photo showcasing this. They are frequently in the form of “Glute Pump” pics, aka photos of Muscle Pump making someone’s glutes (butt) look bigger.
Gf: Hey babe I’m going to the gym now I’ll talk to you later
Bf: Make sure to send me some Pump Pics 😍
by Max :P January 16, 2023
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Douche Pump

One who engages in douche-like activities.
Yeah, that guy. You see the one wearing four popped collars? He's a big fucking douche pump.
by Dembo34 July 1, 2008
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super pumped

what happens right before you're about to get a bj
girl: hey, im going to give you a beej

guy: im super pumped
by punch bowl April 23, 2011
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Two Pump Champ

Finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. It takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a title.
Two Pump Champs, having mastered the art of sex, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. This often includes World of Warcraft, and Magic the Gathering.
by Joel Devisiras January 16, 2015
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Water Pump

When a female is able to squirt multiple times during coitus.
Rachel is a water pump. The bed is soaking after I pump her with the D.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2017
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