Profanitype

To use symbols to denote socially unacceptable words in typed text. Ambersands, hashes, asterisks, tildes, question marks, dollar signs, slashes, carets, percent symbols, and exclamation points are all used in place of profane words to make profanitype. In the phrase, "Are you #$&@#*$#&ing kidding me," "#$&@#*$#&" is profanitype.

The act of using symbols in place of profanity is profanityping. The resulting text is profanitype (noun).

This sentences contains no profanity, but lots of profanitype: "What a *(#$&(#*# (*#$(*#&&$^@% $##$#$!!! I want to kick his #*$&#*$ing sorry #*$&#$&*!!!"

My stupid phone autocorrects all the bad words to profanitype.

Sometimes when I profanitype, it thinks the ampersand is an email address. I hate that.

by AnneB "Stats" June 18, 2013

Professional idiot

When you are doing something so dumb, but you're so sure it's going to work

Terra was being a professional idiot when she tried opening a bag of glitter, the same way you open chips.

by ScarletShadow December 4, 2016

professionalistic

very impressive and inspiring; awesome; stunning

-The audience was awed into silence by her professionalistic performance.
-This photoshopped picture is very professionalistic.
-I'm inspired by this professionalistic art.

by Grammatically incorrect April 19, 2018

Professor Membrane

Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.

"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."

by Ghost McBox April 13, 2021

To Cough up Professor Oak

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

by Ryley the canadian April 15, 2008

profastity

Having the qualities of being proactive and fastidious

Anthony: I have prepared the documents necessary for the meeting, including some additional material in case you are questioned on some of the finer aspects of the business plan.

Antoine: Your profastity is much appreciated.

by Anthony Leong April 28, 2005

Profanity

Bad words, Swears, Curses, and Words that are not appropriate that many teenagers use and should not be using. If anyone is saying a word you do not approve of tell them "I dont like that profanity you douche"

Him:You Sorry ass MotherFUcker im gonna Beat the shit out of you, your a fucking deuchebag, go suck your mothers dick.
You: I dont aprove of that Profanity you douche-bag

by & Im A Sexxy Ass Duck April 16, 2006