Microsoft Product

Any product that is poorly designed, easy to hack, bloated, annoying to use, laggy, full of unwanted features, or prone to frequent malfunction.

Not always necessarily a Microsoft product or even any kind of software.

“Sorry I’ll be a little late to the meeting, Teams is being a Microsoft product again.”

“That new game I got off Steam last month crashed five times while I was trying to play it. What a Microsoft product.”

“My new bike’s frame has already started to bend and break like the Microsoft product it is.”

by Shepherd Guy March 14, 2025

Try my product

What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.

So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!

by Waselhorns1980 May 27, 2023

Goofy ah uncle productions

My album name for a school project and some uncle

He is listening to goofy ah uncle productions.

by my dad is a nice guy October 30, 2023

solid product syndrome

When a tech product (such as an app) works so well already that they actively make it worse by implementing features no one needs.

Yeah, Discord is definitely suffering from solid product syndrome.

by RealmyTheMan November 1, 2023

Productive

Non-lazy people that actually put effort into things.

Steve: Can you do something productive for once

Giselle: No.

Steve: Why?

Giselle: Cause I don't wanna. now let me watch anime

by A human 🧑‍🦯 April 18, 2021

Product Review

They provide us with insight into a product’s service’s quality, function, and usefulness

I want to write a product review on the new IPhone 11.

by Product Review September 16, 2020

boom productions

A label record made for gas only. No ra ra. No funny shit. Just straight up GAS. Multi-billion dollar record with heat comin out very soon.

Osama Bin Cira is part of BOOM Productions.

by LeMichael Higginbottom May 7, 2018