Panini Press

When a woman holds a bologna sandwich between her knockers and holds it there for someone else to eat.

“Sorry I’m late, Sarah was giving me a panini press this morning and I’m not a fast eater.”

by Squactus January 6, 2020

D pressed no work

When you are not working because you have depression and don't want to apply for edd because your mental health is severe and you don't want to be in a mental hospital or any mental facility or hospital in the first place . The only time I went to mental facilities for reasons that are hard to explain and I dont even want to explain.

The same person on all my examples has D pressed no work

by Natasha Lobo September 11, 2021

Chat Press

1. When people debate or argue online well past the original point and it gets off topic.
2. When someone is arguing just to be arguing in the comment section.

Damn! This dude still responding although that shit was a week ago. He trying to Press chat the trend.

I got 37 likes on my post and DemonDick667 is destroying me in the comment section I can't go quiet into the night...I'm Press Chat this guy.

This guy we started debating online about Lebron, how did we get on Eminem's mom spaghett. I think he's Press chatting me.

Chat Pressing

by This Black guy said once October 18, 2021

Pressed

Feeling hopeless and or stressed

De(pressed)

“Damn that made me feel pressed.”

by @alexisxmercer April 4, 2019

Pressed

Shortened term for depressed or depression, commonly used by the crackheads or secret squad, used along with a matching gang sign hand symbol thingy.

Wow she pressed about emmas mom giving her a salad.

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

Danger Press Ups

The art of performing press ups naked (hats and scarves may be worn) upon someone's doorstep immediately after ringing their doorbell.

First started at the University of Birmingham in january 2010, where it took off immediately and grew to be a worldwide phenomenon by the middle of summer 2010.

Mate I did some briliant Danger Press Ups last night outside flat 23

by dpumaster May 17, 2011