poop bumps

The goosebumps you get when you need to poop really bad and its a deep set poop. Like one you know is going to be very meaty. Poop bumps can occur before and/or during your bowel movement. If you get poop bumps, RUN to the bathroom.

John: "Hey man, id love to continue this conversation but I have to go so bad I have POOP BUMPS!"

Gary: "Oh shit man! GO GO GO!"

by Ariatia October 30, 2013

poop spoon

a spoon for poop only use for extreme amounts of poop

yo bro can i borrow your poop spoon.

by Poop spoon man February 8, 2019

poop dealer

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Poop sock

An item used to hide poop from mommy (Typically stored under the bed). Don’t let her find it.

“Mom found my poop sock :(“

by Rikogordsberry February 5, 2019

Pipe Poop

Resin
Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.

If you're out of weed and short on cash, or if everyone's dry and weed isn't to be found and you need to take the edge off, pipe poop will do the trick.

by A WHITE GUY February 1, 2015

Poop Chipper

One who pisses the shit streaks off public toilets for the greater good.

A term made famous by the Collegehumor movie Coffee Town

He's a great guy. I went in there the other day and took a very adult shit. When I walked out, he walked in. I went back in there and all the skid marks... completely gone! That guy... he's a poop chipper.

by rogerthewhale September 1, 2013

Poop ghost

A fart.

"Watch out for that poop ghost."

by Jerry Gray August 25, 2013