To tell someone who is straight (or LGBTQ+) that they are of a different sexuality. It is usually considered offensive and unacceptable. It's pretty much another way of putting someone. Common occurrences to happen are betting on sexuality and forcing someone to act (straight, gay, etc.)
"Regan is gay. I don't care if he says he's straight, he's gay, I can be in charge of policing sexuality if I want."
by RedithDuckith November 2, 2019
Get the policing sexualitymug. An individual that gets upset when you masturbate when he or she is not present to participate in the sexual activity.
Person 1- What did you do today?
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
Person 2 - Woke up at 9, ate something, showered and then wiggled my thing ( masturbated).
Person 1- Why did you do that without me? You are an asshole.
Person 2- Who do you think you are? The wiggle police? Shut the fuck up!!!
by Sleepy Dummy July 2, 2014
Get the Wiggle policemug. by elegant duck thing September 29, 2021
Get the asmr policemug. by La French August 1, 2014
Get the Police bangmug. People who go to desperate measures to avoid spoilers. Even if its a game/show/movie they already seen, they go insane when they see one tiny spoiler.
Gamer A: Did you hear about (game)?
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
Gamer B: Yeah, (character) dies, its sad.
Spoiler Police: SHUT UP! NO SPOILERS IN HERE!
by SaturnStorm November 7, 2020
Get the Spoiler Policemug. An over the top, overly aggressive, politically correct in every which way conceivable Human Resources Department that snuffs the heart and soul out of a company.
Bob - Crap, I'm being summoned by the Hemorrhoid Police...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
Peter - What'd ya do?
Bob - Ya know that joke the other day about Romney and his magic underwear that showed up in my eMail? Someone looked at it over my shoulder then ratted me out to HR...
by bullharbour November 10, 2012
Get the Hemorrhoid Policemug. Law enforcement officers patrolling and protecting coastlines and waterways, and eliminating skullduggery on the high seas
Fuck me, that leathery topless old sea hag is putting me off my cocktail, better phone the sea police
by Unclegripper June 12, 2018
Get the sea policemug.