dick-pole

(noun)-
(1) a word used to describe the male penis
(2) a word to describe one who looks like a penis.

Def 1 - Gee, Sarah looks kind of bummed tonight...Why don't you go see if she would like to ride the old DICK-POLE?
Def 2 - That guy looks like a Pecker with ears! What a DICK-POLE

by piptardsman July 2, 2011

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

molly pole

Molly Pole

Molly Pole is when somebody smokes it out of a blunt wrap or cigarillo

by David .r . Peterson April 16, 2019

Pole Trout

A female stripper; exotic dancer.

"Let's go throw some dollar bills at pole trouts tonight bud! Yee yee!"

by McHesp July 19, 2017

get on the pole

Simply putting another human on the stripper pole as a punishment

Hey joe, get on the pole

by Blsh888 November 6, 2017

carpet pole

A hairy penis.

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.

by Durtball283 April 26, 2014

pole model

Euphemism for stripper

Boy: So I checked out a lady at work today and she paid $200 entirely in $1 bills
Stepmom: Must be a pole model.
Boy: Yeah, definitely the headliner.

by HellaGravity August 26, 2015