pizza anxiety

something you get when someone orders a bunch of food and you have to make it

kylee got pizza anxiety when she walked into work and someone ordered 3 jumbos and 1 large

by hiiiiiitsame February 23, 2019

pizza door

When a man has a women come over, just for sex, and she leaves immediately after.

Person 1: Yo, did Rachel come over last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but I didn't want to spend any time with her, so I pizza doored that bitch.

by YoImSleepy July 6, 2017

dropped pizza

Similar to the punched lasagne. When a fat cunt of a woman’s vadge is so foul it resembles a dropped pizza.

Crumbs Carl, her axe wound was a mess it looked like a dropped pizza.

by Ginger Barbarian. December 8, 2017

Pizza Handle

The end crust of a pizza usually is thrown away because most don't enjoy the handle because there is no sauce, cheese or other toppings on it.

I usually throw away the Pizza Handle of my pizza slice because there is no flavour

by AbsorbedSpoon3 May 10, 2018

Moist Pizza

Noun; An abnormally large nipple that is lactating perfusly.

Dude, that lady's moist pizza is seeping right through her shirt.

by FlyingMav003 December 26, 2016

pizza tactics

A tactics regularly used by twitch debaters where they eat pizza to deradicalize watchers form both the left and the right.

Destiny is utilizing a popular tactic that is very effective called pizza tactics. What he is doing by eating the pizza is drawing attention away from intricate arguments and bringing your attention to the pizza he is eating

by Problematize March 14, 2021

Pizza Lube

Garlic infused butter that comes with some pizzas, mainly Papa Johns.

Wesley: "This pizza was a bad idea, huge calorie intake I didn't need."

Angel: "Don't worry, put pizza lube on everything, that way the pizza flies through your system faster and your body doesn't retain the calories."

by dilutedspine April 8, 2012