glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023

Pencil

The asian counterpart to an 'inside out oreo'. Asian on the outside, black on the inside- hence pencil.

Extremely White Person- "Yo I'm an insideout oreo !"
Super Asian Person- "Ite, Imma pencil."
Extremely White Person- "Whaaaaaaa"

by ilovemyasianfriendm! December 1, 2011

Grease pencil

A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis

'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'

'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'

by Tebbsboys March 19, 2022

Pencil Sharpener

Don't get any funny ideas... It's just something people use to sharpen their pencils.

"When Wilma broke her pencil, she went to use the pencil sharpener to sharpen it."

by Silicosis9324 June 20, 2022

Pencil

Paper

I am a Pencil

by Braaaapstututututu June 7, 2022

Pencil Case Pussy

a pencil case pussy is when a pussy has been so over used it opens like a pencil case

Lana Rhoades has a Pencil Case Pussy

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023