Pencil

A type of sex toy

Is that e pencil?
Yeah let me stick it in my a**

by HeSpeaksFacts March 8, 2021

Hot Pencil

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.

Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"

by HotPencil June 27, 2011

glaswegian pencil sharpener

An act of sexual mutilation where a woman place a razor blade between her breasts prior to a titty-fucking.

"Are you still looking into getting circumcised?"

"No need. A girl surprised me with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last week!"

by Quinterious December 12, 2020

pencil smashing

Pencil smashing is the art of sitting on a pencil during school hours

Mike: hey gage are you pencil smashing
Gage: *moans* maybe

by Jackson davidson October 11, 2017

Chinese Pencil Party

When you put 2 pencils in your ear and see how many dicks you can suck before they fall out.

Bob: Wow Johnny I got to 3 in the Chinese Pencil Party.

Johnny: Those are rookie numbers. I got to 10.

by M1k3Hunt January 8, 2018

pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

2b pencil

A derogatory short, ginger people.
This is to 2b pen, but not

Jade is 2b pencil.... But not Freddy, he is the perfect embodiment of a 3d crayon

by MatchboxTinCan May 6, 2022