pencil museum

1) A museum in the Lake District (England) which fathers love to reference to their children when asked in the car "where are we going?"

2) Fuck your dirty mind, this is not a sexual reference

Child: "where are we going?"
Father: "to the pencil museum!"
Child: "that sounds boring!"
Father: "ikr"

by iamatriangle April 27, 2017

Pencil Stabber

The most annoying fucks ever. You thought it would be over after elementary school. You were wrong

Bob: John is a Pencil Stabber
Mike: So John is a retard?

by PencilStabberHate September 07, 2022

Pencil

A term used to describe someone who is very slim with knobby joints and a pointy head. Typically a person who's physique resembles that of a HB.

"Hey Pencil, pass us the protein shake"

by OfficeSlang February 16, 2022

Pencil

Pieces of lead stuck into a wooden sheath. #2 Ticonderoga pencils are also just tree poop. Think about that the next time you try to draw an anime character you think is hot.

Jeff: I'm going to use a pencil to draw Gojo!
Ben: Bro, you do know that you're drawing Gojo with poop, right?

by SenpaiGojo February 18, 2022

pencil

something u fucking write with idiot why did u search this..

i accidenly broke my pencil by biting it too hard

by HUADS Fasdf and 7777 384r October 06, 2021

Pencil

Me shoving my fat 10 inch cock down your moms fat slimy double chinned throat

pencil

by Asian cuisine November 23, 2020

Pencil

A type of sex toy

Is that e pencil?
Yeah let me stick it in my a**

by HeSpeaksFacts March 08, 2021