Oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 02, 2022

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spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

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Used for protection when shucking oysters. Originated in Lakeside PEI and sometimes used to scratch an itch.

Hey baby. Smell my oyster glove.

by Gazebo Johnny July 28, 2020

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We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 19, 2017

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Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.

Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.

by Mrkibby January 11, 2024

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(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.

Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 26, 2023

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Smacking a vagina on someone’s forehead or car window

Jessica took her pants off and oyster stamped Jimmy’s car window

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