What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Get the Fantasy Order mug.The Order of Brothers of the German House of Saint Mary in Jerusalem,2 commonly known as the Teutonic Order, is a Catholic religious institution founded as a military society c. 1190 in Acre, Kingdom of Jerusalem. It was formed to aid Christians on their pilgrimages to the Holy Land and to establish hospitals. Its members have commonly been known as the Teutonic Knights, having a small voluntary and mercenary military membership, serving as a crusading military order for the protection of Christians in the Holy Land and the Baltics during the Middle Ages.
Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4
Purely religious since 1810, the Teutonic Order still confers limited honorary knighthoods.3 The Bailiwick of Utrecht of the Teutonic Order, a Protestant chivalric order, is descended from the same medieval military order and also continues to award knighthoods and perform charitable work.4
Jim: Have you learned about the State of the Teuctonic order?
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)
Sam: What's that?
Jim: Well it is multiple baltic tribes under one monarch house to ease government
Sam: Thanks for the info!!! (im stuck in north korea save meplease)
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A term used to define a nazi larp group which is active on discord,they clown around claiming things bigger than they can do
A term used to define a nazi larp group which is active on discord,they clown around claiming things bigger than they can do
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Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
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"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"
"Sir, the 14th General Order of a Sentry is, You shan't poop on the poopdeck, Sir!"
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