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fun onion

WHEN SOMEONE FUCKING MISPRONOUNCES FUNIONS. TO THE POINT WHERE WANNA SHOVE THE FUNION UP THEIR SPINAL COLUMN.
Random Man Guy "Boy this fun onion sure is gr8"
Random Man Guy 2 "I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY"
by Hot Be December 20, 2016
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Smuggling onions

Having severe underarm stench, or body odor (B.O.) specifically from the underarms.
Kathleen was a dirty hippie who, even when she cleaned up for work, smelled as if she were smuggling onions in her shirt.
by A-Squared Andy July 9, 2011
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bumping onions

When two grilled penises (or peni) touch tips on a grill...
"Yeah man, that psycho was bumping onions when they found him..."

"What the fuck...."
by thedickbutt April 20, 2014
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Onion dungeon

I tried to fuck that bitch last night but she got that onion dungeon
by Onion dungeon February 25, 2020
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Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017
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onion cummer

When while cumming a person makes a similar face as to biting into an onion
She was pretty hot but she was an onion cummer
by RatSmacker907 June 8, 2023
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Internet Onions

Images, videos or articles online that cause the reader or viewer to cry just like real onions. Internet Onions can be caused by such things as Soldier Coming Home videos and many more.
Damn internet onions are strong in this video.
by AshleyCardwell94 October 30, 2014
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