Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.
by AsianLemon May 9, 2020
Get the Onion Ladymug. 
Get the chicken and onionsmug. One of those foldy letters you work like a puppet while you ask questions. Some people call them fortune tellers but frankly I feel that is giving them a bit too much credit.
Maria and her middle school bff sat around the lunch table giggling while asking questions to her onion letter.
by Donkeypunchburtreynolds April 6, 2017
Get the Onion lettermug. Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.
by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 3, 2020
Get the Onion Sackmug. Going to school feels like entering a bowl of onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
Those people over there are creating an onion salad.
by slicklizardslicker December 29, 2017
Get the Onion saladmug. When a person clusters their fingers together and inserts their clustered fingers into another person's vagina, similar to the snug. Once the entire hand is inserted up to the wrist bone, the person fans their fingers out in all directions, simulating a blooming onion served at a fine Australian steakhouse.
Myrtle loves getting fisted, so as a special surprise Otis gave her the blooming onion and she squealed in pleasure and in pain.
by Wr3ench3d July 2, 2017
Get the Blooming Onionmug. by Poppoppoppop November 6, 2017
Get the The French onionmug.