Throw Soup

Throw soup is the process of farting into your hand and then throwing it at the face of someone. Farts stay in your hand about as well as soup would, hence the term throwing soup.

Man 1: I just ripped a nasty one, and decided to throw soup at my girlfriend.
Man 2: Ah, she got a face full like cup of cheese

by Turtlemoonkey July 6, 2014

Soup Dick

A slang term commonly used in the Portland rocker scene during the '10s meant to describe those with a lack of guts/limp member.

"Grow a pair ya soup dick!"

by SubPop Records November 2, 2014

Soup Sack

When a mans testicles become soft, sweaty, and cling to the inside of his thighs. Often occurs simultaneously with Swamp Ass

"The warm summer weather was causing Timmy to develop a nasty case of soup sack."

by BoogleSmith December 2, 2013

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

wookie soup

That thing when you jerk off into a girls mouth and then she spits the cum into another girl's asshole and that girl farts that out back onto you.

I gave that bitch some wookie soup. Bitches love wookie soup.

by Han Holo March 30, 2016

Soup friend

1. A friend/Person you love to eat soup with

2. Someone drinking soup out of a women's vagina using a straw.

1. Hey, you're my best soup friend!

2. Hey Gurl, wanna be my soup Friend??

by Pussy&PenistTHEOGS November 27, 2018