Phantom case theory

The theory in which the sum of beers claimed to be drank is greater than beers ever present. Derives from the Macho-man complex where the more beer you drink the cooler you are. Simply, a 30 pack plus 10 phantom beers equals 40 beers claimed.

Chad- How was last night?
Blaine- Good, the five of us split a case of Natty; had about 7 or 8 each.
Chad- Sounds like a classic case of phantom case theory.

by Rob Ranna March 29, 2009

lieutenant lower case

sOMEONE wHO wRITES tHIER sENTANCES lIKE tHIS.

i lIKE tURTLES!!
lIEUTENANT lOWER cASE.

by Urban Grammar April 15, 2013

a case of the red ass

When an individual is really pissed off at someone or something.

Wow! The boss sure has a case of the red ass today. He just fired Immanual.

Who gave John the case of the red ass?

by Digger August 21, 2005

Glass Case of Emotion

When you have a very hurtful or terrifying feeling that threatens your very moral fiber while you happen to be inside a phone booth. This phrase was introduced to the public in the Will Ferrel movie Anchor Man.

Im trapped in a glass case of emotion... Will Ferrel

by DMF May 25, 2005

clear phone case

An indication a person might be bisexual

Did you see, Brittany has a clear phone case. I think she might like girls too

by Pseudo Homonym December 05, 2020

A bad case of penis

A bad case of penis typically occurs when the female in question essentially reveals her metaphorical penis. She does this by saying masculine phrases, such as "bro", "chill", "man", and "dude".

The phantom penis may also be revealed if the female swears excessively, and calls males "faggot" when she doesnt get her way.

Bro number 1: "Dude, would you have sex with Courtney?"

Bro number 2: "Hell no, shes got a bad case of penis!"

Courtney: "Shit, bros! I didn't know you were here! Let's chill."

Bro number 1: "I see your point..."

by Middlecitykid17 February 24, 2011

come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor

1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case

by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017