David

Thinks He's better than everyone, always a bully and thinks He's always right, but in all reality is just an ASS..

Man, that guy is such a david!

by nooonnnan January 20, 2011

David

David Is a disrespectful man. His chances of getting a lady are really low. His personality is horrible.

"That guy is such a dick!"

"Yup,he's definetley a david!"

by Awesomegal92 August 12, 2016

David

A huge asshole that thinks his shit don't stink! He lies and is controlling. He will put you down and try to keep you there so you don't realize there are better guys out there! Davids are poisonous beings that should be left to live their miserable lives alone!

Man what a douche...He MUST be a David!

by widowermaker6969 August 22, 2011

David

A riddle. A myth. A mystery. One would think he is a fit and healthy fella with a body to yearn for, but one would be wrong!
For behold the paunch that surprises you beyond all reason and grabs hold of your attention like no other body part ever can!
David is a mystery mystery to most including himself as he stares down, every single day, at the growing anomaly, that seems to have a life of its own!
Such is the bane of David's existence, for he is doomed to go through life carry this burden (quite literally) around

Oh my God! Have you seen her! She almost looks like a David!

by coolguy465 June 15, 2011

David

A short, fat, smelly person who is very ugly. He cries a lot over nothing, and runs like an idiot.

Person: Hey is that David???

*Wrinkles Nose*

by Skye Rainbow January 15, 2012

David

A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole

Person 1: "Man, that girl I fucked last night had such a massive butthole. She was such a David"

by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018

David

David is the name for a man who is a fool

Did you see David? Some say he is such a fool

by Sporkin February 3, 2019