lazy ass

Way too laxy to get out of bed to go online. He/She uses cellphone to communicate to his/her friends. see lazy

Hubba Bubba was just a lazy ass to roll out of bed to see who was on his yahoo list.

by Brennie January 13, 2006

lazy pig

lazy

me: you're a lazy pig
you: who???
me: literally you

by shadowsdad March 08, 2022

lazy boyin

Is when you're blowin a L and someone has been sittin on that motherfucker for a while.

Chris: Hey, where is that blunt? I havent hit it in centuries!

Omar: Look! Fuckin Pat's been lazy boyin it over there.

by immortaL` March 11, 2009

Lazy anus

The anus of a person with constipation

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*

by Westers March 14, 2010

lazy hawk

A mo-hawk which has not been spiked up and hanging over to one side like the guy from cancer bats has

Have you seen the Cancerbats lead singer?
what about him?
he is sporting a lazy hawk
cool

by davhth4 October 17, 2008

lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

by Steve Queens August 09, 2006

Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 18, 2020