Mugged for merlot

When your drink order is taking too long

the wine delivery guy’s been stuck in the same spot for 10 minutes. I hate to say it, but I think we all got mugged for merlot tonight

by prinsesseidunn March 25, 2020

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Gaming Mug

Gaming Mugs are the definition of high end Gaming, if you don't have a Gaming Mug you aren't a true Gamer. Press F to pay respects to all the Gamers without Gaming Mugs.

Joe Bama: Micheale, where is my gaming mug?
Micheale Bama: I don't know.
Joe Bama: God damn it woman, get me my gaming mug.
Micheale Bama: I refuse.
Joe Bama: Come here girl imma beat yo ass.
Micheale Bama: I want a divorce.
Joe Bama: You can't get a divorce, this is amaraca.
Micheale Bama:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Big Chungus Gaming November 12, 2021

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Mug Shot

1. A picture taken to identify a criminal
2. When a mug is shot with a bullet from a firearm

1. We just got done taking prisoner 35664's mug shot.
2. Woah! I got a mug shot!

by BLM_BangLocalMilfs February 17, 2022

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Dirty mug

Licking a waitresses butthole after a “double shift”.

Meaning she has just been freshly DPd by two randoms and you got the clean up

Steve: “Are you hooking up with that waitress tonight?”
Bill: “Yup”
Steve: “ Make sure them dishes are clean. You don’t want her giving you a dirty mug”

by Fornicater July 3, 2022

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Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

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