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Ross’ Office

A term for when you are seated on the porcelain throne. More commonly known as the shitter and most formally known as the toilet.
Honey, I’ll finish pressing the fresh tomatoes into ketchup soon, I need to head over to Ross’ Office for a little while.
by Bic Daddy April 21, 2019
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Office Suite

No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.
"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
by Oregon Ducker April 10, 2019
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office dolly

Someone who works in an office with no defined role. Typically runs around after everyone else like a headless chicken.
Yeah, I'm the new office dolly at work. All I do is get coffee and file papers until someone yells at me to do something.
by officedollys January 28, 2017
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Office Husband

A male close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jill is happily married to Jack. At work Jill always goes to lunch with and hangs with Bill. Bill is Jill's Office Husband.
by ASBLAWYER July 15, 2019
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Office dweller

What is another word for office dweller. We use that for managers who never leave their office to help at work.
John is an office dweller and has no idea what is happening in his own building because he never leaves his office.
by NurseMary May 31, 2016
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Office Pot

The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.
"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"
by WeGotDemMaffs July 31, 2017
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office candy

A female employee who appears to be smoking hot, but out of the workplace you wouldn't normally give her a second look.
Phil: I went for a few drinks in the city this weekend and saw Betty in a bar

John: man she is so fit, I would love to fuck her

Phil: Nah she's just Office Candy. She looked minging when i saw her the other day.

Or

Phil: I saw that fit girl from work out last night, but she looked rotton!

John: Yeah, shes just 'Office Candy'!
by Mr Orange Hodgkiss May 12, 2009
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