The Oklahoma oyster
The Oklahoma oyster by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022
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D’ohklahoman
1. Typical Oklahoman, with the IQ of H. Simpson, who takes offense when anyone points out how shitty the state of Oklahoma is. Only retort to any disagreement is to call the opposition a democrat.
Usually found sporting MAGA apparel and yelling at people who wear masks to prevent communicable diseases. Usually a member of the Caucasian persuasion, palm colored tribe.
2. An ignorant proud and loud resident of the shitstain state known as Oklahoma. Typical d’ohklahomans are proud to be racist, gun toting, Christian bragging hypocritical nut jobs
Usually found sporting MAGA apparel and yelling at people who wear masks to prevent communicable diseases. Usually a member of the Caucasian persuasion, palm colored tribe.
2. An ignorant proud and loud resident of the shitstain state known as Oklahoma. Typical d’ohklahomans are proud to be racist, gun toting, Christian bragging hypocritical nut jobs
When in Oklahoma, be on the lookout for D’ohklahomans. They’re easy to spot, just look for the loudest racist complaining about immigration, Joe Biden, or vaccinations.
D’ohklahoman by NotAd’ohklahoman March 11, 2022
North Oklahoma Splashdown
"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
North Oklahoma Splashdown by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024
The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo
The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021
Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma
Only in ohio but cooler
Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma by Jumperbumper December 14, 2024
Walters, Oklahoma
Walters, Oklahoma. Located In the Southern Region of Oklahoma down by the Texas state line. It’s super small, not really anything to do endless your apart of the popular kids group than you play uno at sonic. If you’re black you’re one of the 5 heroes Bc there is approximately only 5 black people in all of the school. They. Are. Goated. Lots of cops but that’s okay this town loves cops and Donald J. Trump. If you play basketball good. The highschool girls basketball team has a very great coach. This town also has alot of pretty girls and some cute guys. But there has been “bullying” going around lately.. but the people supposedly supposed to be the “bullies” are the ones getting bullied by a transfer student. They just finally decided to stand up for themselves. But other than that flaw, the town of Walters offers a tremendously good English Teacher. Middle and highschool. But the town it’s self has a lot of stray dogs and stray people just wondering around. Most of the people that wonder are crack heads but they come out at night. All in All this town and school are a great place:)
Walters, Oklahoma by anonymous September 10, 2021
Poteau, Oklahoma
Poteau, Oklahoma by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022