Six o'clock shandy

Getting a hand job or wank from a partner you are about to go out with.

They had gotten ready too early, so she gave him a quick six o'clock shandy

by HandsUp June 22, 2009

Jack o'clock

Jack o'clock can be any time of the day whether its midnight or 4 pm it just means that it's time to jack off.

Paul: Hey Steve whats Poppin nigga, wanna hang out?
Steve: Nigga it's jack o'clock fuck off.

Paul: Sorry nigga

by SLohPoh October 8, 2020

good after-nought-o'clock

A greeting you might use in the after-nought-o'clock.

Good after-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 12, 2025

after-nought-o'clock

Period between 00:00 (12:00 am) until 05:59 (5:59 am).

After-nought-o'clock.

by Ñuñuñuñuñuñu August 9, 2025

No Return O'Clock

when its 3am on a school night and your contemplating whether going to bed and getting 4-5 hours of sleep or just pulling a all nighter

jacob: im so tired
ed: why?
jacob: i pulled a all nighter it was No Return O'Clock

by kieralovedanny August 13, 2025

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018

8 o'clock fever

When a person becomes loopy and lethargic. Behaviors include constant laughing and spacing out. This primarily happens at 8:00 pm when day turns to dusk.

"Oh god, I hope she doesn't get the 8 o'clock fever during dinner today"

"Oh shit, I think the 8 o'clock is coming on"

by 8oclock May 9, 2018