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Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.
Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up
by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018
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Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
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Northern Blonde Chicks

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
by BrandoCalrizean October 7, 2020
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northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world
northern numpties think north is superior
by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019
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Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.
Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”
by Northern kid January 18, 2019
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Northern Head

Your Northern Head is your thinking brain and not your Southern Head or (penis).
Bro, make sure to use your northern head and a condom when you go down on some sweet poontang.
by PartyMonkey2000 December 29, 2022
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Northern Liver

A liver of someone who can handle their drink.
That boy from Kent isn't like his friends when he drinks, it must be he has a Northern Liver, that is why he isn't making a prat of himself!
by JCST September 4, 2013
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