Text vomit

Those late night drunk texts you never wanted to send.

We only tell ourselves about the text vomit.

by adrib September 13, 2014

waffle texts

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message

Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.

by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009

Text Train

Being on a group text that keeps on and on that you can't get out off.

"I was in this Text Train yesterday that I couldn't get off! It kept going and going and going and going with too many responses."

by Btconderman December 22, 2014

projectile texting

(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.

Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.

by Rastus McGee May 10, 2018

text jacker

When you stupidly leave your phone around a group of 'mates' and they decide to send a message such as "I've always loved you" to everyone in your phone book.

You know you've been victim to a text jacker when your gran sends you a message saying she loves you too!

by [e-mail] February 19, 2009

Texting Amanda

The only way to die in Call of Duty

i had a 24 kill streak but i was texting amanda so i died

by ThebestQuickscoper November 7, 2010

Text-Mute

A person who texts so much to people sitting next to them, they forget how to speak and lose vocalability.

Jill says ,"Hey Carol, what are you doing?"
Carol Looks up at Jill and nodds, but says nothing, but she keeps texting.
Suddenly, Jill gets a text message -I'm texting-\
Jill becomes angry with Carol.
"WTF? I'm sitting right here just talk to me!"
Jill gets another text message -Sorry?-
Suddenly Jill gets it.
"Oh, I forgot you were a Text-Mute."

by Harry Houdinini October 3, 2009