Aural rape

When the products of sex end up in your ears, without your consent. Occurs mostly in airplanes, where crying babies (i.e. sexual product) will not let you live in peace by making the most noise per square meter possible (i.e. raping your ears).

"why is Mary staying in the hotel all the time?"
"she still hurts from the aural rape she had to endure on her way here"
"really?! how hard was it?"
"3 kids"
"we should get her flowers"

by CountZero January 1, 2014

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

Rape pee

(Also known as rape piss) taking a piss with a boner

"Rape pee really sucks bro"

by Bigmancooch March 9, 2019

Throat raping

The act of fucking ones throat while concious or not, while willing or not.

Ever since I've been taking these boner pills my girl has been getting a throat raping nightly.

by Mongolian Beef June 21, 2017

Rape Wizard

An older hippy type who plies young people with drugs for nefarious purposes. Usually claims some interest in spiritualism or other hippy bullshit as part of his schtick.

Q. Did you stay long at the rave Suzy?
A. Hell no. It was crawling with Rape Wizards.

by Penny Pingletons Mother October 6, 2018

Data Rape

The gratuitous manipulation and willful monetisation of all personal data by companies without due recognition or reward back to either user or humanity

data rape is when software organisations use the data collected by people-users to build their businesses, make millions in exits, charge escalating subscription fees, erode trust, service and user experience and fail to give a fair ROI back to either the user or "collective humanity" in return.

by Wombat&Possum March 6, 2015

Raped Ape

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car

That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!

by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021