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I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
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Mustard Finger Surprise

The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024
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No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then
Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike
by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025
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Mustard Mango Challenge

When you drizzle your tits in mustard, slice some mangos, and rub it all over yourself.
Tristan: Oh my god! You are never gonna believe what I walked in on Owen doing!
Zack: What was he doing?
Tristan: He did the Mustard Mango Challenge, and made a mess in your bathroom!
Zack: Oh shit, Ima have to lick that all up!
by DumDaddy November 4, 2025
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Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb
Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!
by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024
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mustard cock

When sperm dries and hardens on your penis.
Hey mark how do I get rid of mustard cock?
by Bdwjbdgwjsb April 22, 2018
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Mustard Whale

When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
by tonysuave August 15, 2010
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