I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!
by innmypusay May 17, 2022
Get the I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!mug. When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
Get the Pass the mustard pleasemug. Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
Get the Monkey Mustardmug. When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep
Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!
by DefineThat November 10, 2014
Get the mustard plattermug. by Boingoboi August 17, 2018
Get the Mustard pissmug. When you see a man that is scruffy and gross who doesn't have the best hygiene and who’s dick definitely smells like mustard.
by Thatboyfr June 18, 2024
Get the Mustard Dickmug. by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024
Get the Breakfast Mustardmug.