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moonster

An insult that is becoming more and more famous, especially on facebook.

somebody who constantly interrupts people, constantly yells stupid and unnecessary things, irritates the hell out of you, has the stupidest opinions about everything, has no life, doesn't know how to have fun, is abstinent to drugs/alcohol for no fucking reason, thinks that being cool is being a dick, doesn't know how to talk to women, is perverted, has no respect for women, stares at women's body parts directly with no subtly or shame, will NEVER get laid without paying for it, is arrogant, condescending, and in general pisses everybody off.

In other words, one of those guys who are just straight up losers in every single way and think they are right about, synonym for loser, faggott, bitch, or hard-headed douche bag.

NOBODY likes somebody that is a moonster. LITERALLY nobody.
"dude dont you think that nathan kid is such a moonster?"
"yea seriously, hell never get laid"
"or have any friends for that matter...."
"I just dont understand people like him, seriously wtf"
" I know, somepeople are just destined to be losers."
"imagine him in 10 years, living alone, jacking off to porn, doing nothing on friday and saturday nights, no friends.... wow, I kinda of feel sad for him."
"we call him a moonster for a reason, no joke man"
"yea seriously....god...."
by sojournguysucks420 April 13, 2010
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MoonShark

The one guy in the whole world that makes me smile just by seeing him. He makes me the happiest person on earth even though I say I hate him. :3
That damn MoonShark lost and he knows it.
by SnoogensMcFally July 9, 2011
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Mooks

A really cute kid and a celebratory phrase.
Tony - I just got an A+ on my paper!
Francisco - YAH MOOKS!

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Tony - Mooks is sooo cute.
by Jayyy January 27, 2013
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moonshot

when a man and a woman stand back to back and then man arcs his cum shot over them both like a shooting star and they both make a wish
moonshot is greatness
by cliff poopdick July 22, 2009
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Moogstand

An arabic word to describe the act of oral sex between a infant and a large silver back gorilla. After which the baby is killed by choking on the powerful stream of ejaculate
Check out that silver back gorilla getting a sick moogstand from that baby

Holy that baby gives a great moogstand
by URap3Ch1Ldr3n February 9, 2009
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moonshot

when a man stands back to back with a woman and arcs his cumshot over the two of them making it resemble a shooting star
dude that chick was so crazy she let me moonshot her when it got over the two of us it hit her in the toes
by cliff irishman July 25, 2009
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Moons over Salami

- while in a position of sixty nine. The sexually receiving partner who is on the bottom gets oral pleasure while eating breakfast off the ass of a male sexual partner who is on top. Slidin' maybe added before Salami if a titty fuck is being performed at the same time.
Gal One: I wonder why Jessica always goes for culinary guys with a nice butt?

Gal Two: That's no secret, she can't stop talking about how Moons over Salami is her favorite thing in the world. With her B cups she'll probably marry the first guy talented enough to do Moons over Slidin' Salami.
by Dave W. Deathrock July 10, 2010
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