by fortnitestroker76 June 6, 2025

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by k5frmtheville June 5, 2023

Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.
by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.
by Joe_Pesci March 24, 2021

When you eat chicken wings while also simultaneously eat out your girlfriend - the best of both worlds.
by Cherith Goodstory August 18, 2022

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025
