mongors

One of the coolest cats to ever roam the town.

"It's true, mongors rocks the house."

by marni October 4, 2003

Mongoose Mowdown

1: A phrase commonly shouted by invisible announcers whenever someone is hit by a motorcyce or bicycle.
2: An achievement in Halo 3 gained by running over another player with the Mongoose vehicle.

Pedestrian: *walking along the road

Motorist: MONGOOSE MOWDOWN BIATCH!

by Noble2 August 19, 2010

Mongion

pronounced: mong-yuhn

A person on facebook (for example) who likes or comments on most/all of an individuals pictures or statuses.

Derives from the English slang word 'mong' and the English word 'minion'.

"That guy comments on all of her pictures... He must be one of her mongion's."

Either, everything he has to say is really cool, or that person 'liking' is just a mongion...

Do you actually understand why I write these things, or are you just being a mongion?

by 2 strikes June 29, 2011

Mongolian Baptism

When a woman squirts all over your face.

My wife gave me the ol' Mongolian Baptism last night.

by tawnyammm January 2, 2014

mongolian oreo

Lard sausage between two slices of head cheese.

Just Mongolian food. What were you expecting?

"Hey man my grandmother made me a few Mongolian Oreos do you want one?"
"Only if you have fermented mare's milk to wash it down."

by RallyRogers November 10, 2014

mongangbang

When you attract giant asexual sperm from outerspace that come down to earth to inpregnate everyone

I'm going to mongangbang

by Gamebang October 13, 2016

mongolian slipper

When your eating ass and she puts hot sauce inside your asshole

I spice up my sex life by giving my boyfriend a mongolian slipper

by Shadow anus November 16, 2017