Midnight Swap

1. When your hoe aint your hoe no mo, because you realize that the the clock has hit midnight and it's time to swap hoes

2. After you break one off in your hoe, you pass your hoe off to whoever is around that is down with sloppy seconds

3. Also known as Vaginal Speed Dating. Every 15 minutes you swap rooms, until you pump every hoe in sight

While Charles was in the bathroom, Paul pulled a midnight swap by dumping a huge load in Charles' hoe. Not realizing what just happened Charles' got very excited and went down on the dripping wet dirty taint.

by Tmoney35 December 21, 2009

midnight swim

A midnight swim is sex at midnight

Wanna be my midnight swim?

by Manhole yogi January 4, 2016

Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

by xcaptain7howdyx January 25, 2010

Almost midnight

When someone is seriously considering to commit suicide

Hey I think it's the end for me, it's almost midnight

by Mhaej January 3, 2019

the hobo walks at midnight

He does walk at midnight!
But he runs at noon.

...Midnight...and the hobos are walking!

by person yo-yo June 11, 2003

midnight surprise

While sleeping with your girlfriend, quickly yank down your pants and sit on her face, after doing so you may let out a large puddle blanket, which may spray fecal matter on the woman's lips and or nose.

Man, While sarah was sleeping I gave the ol' midnight surprise with a swift poop spray to the mouth.

by Shizni December 9, 2008

Midnight Rain

When a male has a nocturnal emission so powerful that he squirts onto his ceiling and his emission drips down on him.

Guy1: Last night I was sleeping and all of a sudden it felt like it was raining, it turned out I just experienced Midnight Rain.
Guy2: Whens the last time you jacked off?
Guy1: Its been a while....

by MidnightRain March 13, 2011