by PETE March 5, 2004
Get the metro sexual mug.(n.) mët-ro nërd. A metro nerd is a person who wears skinny jeans, square, plastic, black-framed glasses, and enjoys getting dressed up and pretty while also indulging in Indie-style clothing and nerdy things such as scientific calculators and superheroes. Guys are more often metro nerds than girls are and girls love metro nerdy guys.
Kid A: "Do you see that boy with those huge, square glasses?"
Kid B: "I see him, he's cute."
Kid A: "Yeah, and he's a metro nerd."
Kid B: "I see him, he's cute."
Kid A: "Yeah, and he's a metro nerd."
by AngelFangs February 24, 2011
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Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.
Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
by Chuck Gallagher January 13, 2008
Get the The Dick Meter mug.biggest (or should i say smallest) piece of shit. a crappy little hatchback car that has about 50 horsepower, and is known to break down frequently. normally comes complete with a 3 cylinder 1.0 L engine, which one could smoke riding on a lawnmower. normally teenagers who cannot afford anything slightly better or poor white trash are seen driving these. any approaching geo metro can be heard by the loud "putt putt putt" sounds they tend to emit.
yo, me and my crackaz were racin in our pimpin geo metros and ford festivas. the guy mowing his lawn on his john deere fuckin smoked us.
by jls83 August 9, 2004
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Get the young metro mug.A totally hip guy sensitive to women's feelings, dress, (not even afraid to say "what a cute little purse" to her), decor, and spirituality. This man is tuned into the very core, nerve, and verve of women, noticing every detail about them, (but never in front of his woman) and loving it. He is a meticulous, fashion-conscience, fabulous dresser, and decorator himself, who appreciates all the femininity coming from every pore of womankind. He would never think of making love to a man, and knows exactly how to please a woman affectionately, sensually, verbally, and sexually! Ah my metro sexual man I love you!
A very with it man oh so sensitive to a woman's feminity, dress, and decor (as well as his own cool dress and decor)who is not gay.
by mar mouse March 29, 2004
Get the metro sexual mug.A unit of measurement that can encompass anything, and any breadth. Anything you can possibly conceive of can be used on the quiche-o-meter, however the most commonly used scales range from David Hasselhoff to Chuck Norris (or any other kind of b-grade actor, or washed up star you can think of).
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
The idea of the universal Quiche-O-Meter was first conceived by a group of Melbournian Uni students who came to the realisation that their cafe served quite shocking quiches. This in turn led to the realisation that anything in the world can be defined as good or bad when compared to different types of quiches as well as to different types of actors. i.e. Chuck Norriss will score higher than David Hasselhoff, but William Shattner will score higher again.
'That's a David Hasselhoff on the Quiche-O-Meter!"
by Pamela March 3, 2005
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