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Maple Pop

A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.
IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”
by daddyhasapenis September 30, 2017
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maple hotdog

When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.
The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.
by Tragic_Comedian August 27, 2016
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maple fever

Having strong affection whether sexually or emotionally for a Canadian born citizen.
Father: " Eh, guy. Why do you want to date my daughter Charlotte so bad eh?

Boyfriend: " I'm not your guy, fwend. And because we have fallen in love.

Father: " I'm not your fwend buddy. Seems to me like you have maple fever eh?
by Bar Blenis December 15, 2015
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sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes
I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it
by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018
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Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.
My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.
by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021
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Maple Syrup

That will be 200ml of maple syrup, eh
by Hardware Official March 2, 2020
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Maple-Cinnamon Roll

A maple-cinnamon roll is a variant of the classic Cinnamon Roll. This type of cinnamon roll hails from Canada, as the name suggests.
Shawn Mendes is so sweet and precious. Basically a maple-cinnamon roll...because he's Canadian.
by thiam_trash May 23, 2018
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