Maple Marvel

A delicious beverage consumed in steamy nights making syrup in a sugar shack. Best served with tall tales told by wise ol’ sap men. A term originally coined by a local author and university professor on the East Coast of Canada. After his first sip he exclaimed “This is a Maple Marvel!” The ingredients to the maple marvel are known by those who have made and drank them. One would say a marvel is much like a women’s breasts, one is too few; three too many.

Doug why don’t we head down to the sugar shack and mix ourselves up a maple marvel.

by PictouKid922 June 3, 2019

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Maple

A nigga who likes dick

Hi maple. Me too

by Ghfufufjrfj September 24, 2020

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sloppy maple

When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes

I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it

by OrdinaryDrew July 16, 2018

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maple fever

A person who has a sexual preference for Canadians. Similar to yellow, jungle, etc fever.

Mark is dating the new Canadian exchange student even though she is ugly because he has a bad case of maple fever.

by Lofasz November 17, 2015

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Maple Leaf Patch

Having sexual intercourse with a Canadian for the first time

Yo bro I’m going to get my maple leaf patch this weekend

by Mojo02345628 November 25, 2025

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maple fever

Having strong affection whether sexually or emotionally for a Canadian born citizen.

Father: " Eh, guy. Why do you want to date my daughter Charlotte so bad eh?

Boyfriend: " I'm not your guy, fwend. And because we have fallen in love.

Father: " I'm not your fwend buddy. Seems to me like you have maple fever eh?

by Bar Blenis December 15, 2015

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