Lord Egg

The recipient of a large volume of crap (or "dog eggs")on their chest or face.

"I once met that *** ****** from that TV quiz program, and she asked me to play Lord Egg. I declined, but I was awoken at 3 in the morning to see her squatting over my chest and snipping off a length of bumrope"

by montyyouterriblecunt February 13, 2009

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good lord

exclaimed at a moment of shock. usually in a very posh british accent

"good lord.. look at the size of that man's penis!"

by sarah may April 24, 2006

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noob lord

insult used by computer geeks to newbies implying that they are the ultimate in noobiness

my zergs owned you, your such a noob lord.

by William Corujo June 9, 2004

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good lord

used mostly by old women instead of HOLY SHIT!

"Good Lord it's hot outside" should be
"Hole shit its fuckin hot outside!"

by me July 21, 2004

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Lord Voldemort

The sexiest and most awesome character to ever walk the earth. He can do whatever he feels like and not get booked. Unfortunately, he his killed by Harry Potter because he was too sexy.

Harry Potter: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the sexiest of them all?

Mirror: Lord Voldemort is the sexiest of them all.

Harry Potter: Then I must kill him! >:)

by fhdkshaflk January 28, 2011

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