limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 13, 2017

Lumpy rutherford

When you shit in your pants and a noticeable lump can be seen

Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford

by Dr.nasty cakes October 11, 2017

Limp dick pussy faggot

A weak man with a limp dick

Chuck is such a limp dick pussy faggot.

by Yacobinmugatu October 26, 2018

dick limpet

A Dick Limpet is a cocksucker of epic proportions. Likened to the small molluscs that stick to rocks and are about as easy to remove as a priest from a choirboy in the confession box. Best used to describe a brown noser in the office or someone who is generally a complete penis.

"There goes Cedric into the boss's office...again..."
"Yea that guy is such a dick limpet"

by Numnutz October 1, 2014

limp bizkit

rap and metal should never be mixed...
they got a lotta nerve releasing their music

limp bizkit is a big disgrace

by bob September 11, 2006

limpdick

n. a person who has no personal beliefs, strengths nor is he willing to take a stand for any cause.
v.t. limpdicking...the practice of having no personal strengths or beliefs.

Bill Clinton is a limpdick because he vacillates in ideology depending upon popular consensus and polls.

by Jim Hauff August 1, 2003

limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics

limp bizkit is the shit!

by john March 24, 2003