Legolas Eye

Symptoms: You just look as if there is no trouble in the world and youre quite faraway and all that is good and all that is unbearable would be lost upon you
Causes: thinking of/seeing Legolas, watching/reading Lord of the Rings

-What's wrong with Maddie?
-Oh she has a serious case of Legolas Eye.
-Oh, I understand.

by ThePrinceofMirkwood April 25, 2011

Legolicious

An extremely effective word used to describe the gorgeous Legolas! Otherwise known as Orlando Bloom! Pretty much anything can be legolicious, but having something to do with legolas is usually a plus. (a VERY big plus)

*closes eyes* mmmmmm legolicious...

by Terrylle December 15, 2003

Leggo my Eggos

What you hafta say several (dozen!) times a day to yer main **squeeze** because he's always wanting to **squeeze theeze**. Extra points if your "eggos" can equally refer to either your front or your rear pair of "fun bubbles" whenever you ask your guy to keep his paws off da merchandise --- in other words, that he finds yer butt-cheeks to be just as attractively-desirable and deliciously-satisfying to fill his hands with as yer chest-pillows.

Well-endowed cutie: I bought my b/f a pair of boob-shape stress-relief balls so that I wouldn't hafta keep asking him to "Leggo my Eggos" twenty or thirty times a day... I know how much he loves my boobs and I realize that they're soft and warm and delightfully squeezable, but he already has our evening/nighttime lovemaking-sessions to play with them all he wants, and so I would really prefer to be able to get my housework and other chores done without having to pause every fifteen minutes for a misty-eyed chest-kneading.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

Lego Head

Someone who puts to much hair gell on making there hair look plastic.

Grassy why do you put so much gel on your hair you fucking Lego Head

by SARAH_CHICK July 31, 2009

Lego trap

When one steps on Legos and realizes the suffering they can cause you emotionally and physically

Person A: why are you crying?

Person B: *sob* *sob* I was Lego traped....

by Lego trap April 9, 2015

LEGO Builders Club

When someone with a prolapsed anus sticks the external rectum in another’s anal cavity.

When she asked me to take her to LEGO builders club, I knew that bitch do anal too much.

by LEGO Builder August 24, 2018

Go play Lego Batman

When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.

Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.

by muchobueno April 6, 2011