les deux

the last drop of semen that is hanging at the tip of a man's penis after ejaculation. Pronounced "Leh - dew"

"Man, I accidently got les deux on my t-shirt!!! this is all your fault, you temptress!"

by Magno Jimenez January 7, 2008

Le ruhtard

A term used to describe oneself in the event of a fuck up. Deprived from English and French by two teens who are Le ruhtards themselves.

"I fucked up hard"
"You are Le ruhtard"

by .ram.her.good_ram.her.hard. March 4, 2017

le weird

when something doesn't hurt, it doesn't tickle, it's just uncomfortable but never goes away

brady and irish hyperextended my tricept in hauling me off into the trunk and now it's just le weird.

by hybuir April 6, 2004

lazy les

Jerking off in the shower, and then getting caught by your wife or girlfriend.

"You wouldn't believe it but i was in the shower having a "lazy les" this morning and got busted by my wifey."

by Protector of the SW cadets August 12, 2014

Le-baming

Doing or saying something that makes EVERYTHING awkward.

We were talking about Susan's break-up when she walked into the room - completely le-baming the situation.

by Kimorgarita April 6, 2013

les jones

a walking hotcarl. loves large german men and periodically visits gay male sex clubs. currently resides in owosso where he has no friends or lover but his sister

hey my name is les jones do you have any peeps

by milf March 19, 2005

le mao

This word is the french version of the well known lmao .
It's mostly used by guys that pretend to be french or anyone that just wants to bully the french.
Because it's spelling, the french won't know that you bully them.

French guy: "Salut comment ca va?"
Me: "Lemao"
French guy: "quoi?"
Me: "LE mao"
French guy: *runs home with tears in his eyes, while calling his mum*

by Yo_mum May 26, 2020